New Post: LORDE- Royals (and how to game the Chipotle system)
I found this music video on Jezebel.com this morning and I can’t stop listening to it while moving my shoulders in a suggestive manner as I obsessively refresh Twitter in my matching pajama…
New Post: The Greatest Event in Television History
My mom and dad made a home movie I’d like to share with you.
A shot-by-shot recreation of the 80′s TV show Hart to Hart.
If you have a spare 18 minutes to watch this in the middle of a work…
New Post: I’m a 55-Year Old Divorcee: Part 112
Sarah Silverman just put my life to music. Just replace the lyrics “weed” with “wine” and “YouPorn” with “The Golden Girls.”
If you’re keeping a log of evidence as to why I’m really a 55…